Shaira Mae 101

Remember last year, may mga pa-question eme ako? Let’s do this again ☺

1. When is the last time you experienced nostalgia? Nanonood ako ngayon ng Teletubbies at iniisip ko kung bakit ko to kinaadikan nung bata ako.
2. What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had? There’s this one person na namatay sa panaginip ko. Parang pag nangyari yun sa totoong buhay wala akong pakialam pero dun sa panaginip ko iyak ako ng iyak tapos nagsosorry ako sa mama at kapatid niya, hindi ko alam kung bakit?
3. What’s the weirdest thought you’ve ever had? Paano kung naging doktor ako.
4. What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “fidget”? SPINNER
5. What made-up word would you incorporate into the English language if you could? English version ng char/charot. Masyado pang formal yung jk
6. What animal would you want to be reincarnated as? PUSA
7. If you could visit one planet, which would it be? Earth, pero 1 million years ago.
8. What super power do you wish you had? Madedetect ko kung sino yung nagsisinungaling.
9. What’s your very first memory? Nasa Indang kami ng lolo at lola ko, may binisita na kamag-anak, tas nakita ko kung paano kinatay yung baboy doon.
10. What did say as a kid when asked: What do you want to be when you grow up? Gusto kong maging public servant.
11. If you could change careers right this second, what would you do? Baka nagchecheck ako ng test papers ng Math ngayon.
12. What makes you happiest? CONCERTS
13. When is the last time you can remember feeling totally at peace? NUNG NASA SINAPUPUNAN PA AKO NG NANAY KO
14. Which of the Seven Wonders of the world do you want to visit the most? GREAT WALL OF CHINA
15. What country do you most want to travel to? US
16. Which foreign language would you like to learn? SPANISH
17. What’s the most ticklish spot on your body? Hindi ko alam eh, wala yata akong kiliti sa katawan.
18. When is the last time you really laughed out loud? ka-videocall ko si ano haha
19. What’s your favorite joke? MY LIFE wahahahaha
20. When is the last time you vomited and why? April 2019, kasi nahilo at nagdilim paningin ko non, tapos akala nilang lahat buntis ako wtf
21. What’s the first movie that made you lol? CHARLIE’S ANGELS
22. What’s the first movie that made you cry? TITANIC
23. What’s the most memorable book you’ve ever read? Sa lahat ng librong nabasa ko, wala akong maalala
24. What’s your favorite color? DILAW
25. What song do you most associate with your childhood? IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW
26. What major historical event took place the year you were born? OZONE DISCO
27. What era would you choose to live in if you could? MARTIAL LAW char
28. What place would you first travel to if you could teleport? JAPAN
29. What do you think about artificial intelligence? –
30. What’s your opinion on fate? lul wag ka na umasa don shaira
31. Do you believe in aliens? sakto lang
32. Have you ever seen a UFO? hindi pa
33. Is there anything about yourself you’ve never told another soul? WALA
34. Do you have any “skeletons in the closet”? YES
35. What living celebrity do you most identify with? TAYLOR SWIFT kasi ang landi ko daw wtf
36. Which dead celebrity do you most identify with? WHITNEY HOUSTON?
37. If you could be famous for something, what do you wish it would be? THIRD FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE PHILIPPINES HAHA charot
38. How would you spend 100 million dollars? IPANTATAYO KO NG MGA OSPITAL
39. If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would be your very first expense? ipantatayo ko nga ng mga ospital
40. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done? magkagusto sa taong may asawa
41. What’s the biggest misstep you’ve ever taken? nag-ABCOMM ako
42. What is your biggest life regret? Hindi agad ako umalis at the first sight of red flag.
43. If you could domesticate any animal in the world, which would you pick? KOALA
44. What is the biggest lesson you’ve learned so far? ANG DAMI EH
45. What do you wish for the world ten years from now? MINIMIZE THE IMPACTS OF CLIMATE CHANGE
46. What really gets on your nerves? yung mga tao na galit sa nagtitiktok pero kinalaunan malalaman mo nagtitiktok na, ano bang tawag sa mga ganun? Hypocrite? haha
47. Is there a personality trait you just can’t stand? meron.
48. What book has impacted you more than any other? THE SUBTLE ART OF NOT GIVING A FUCK
49. What’s the last meaningful book you read? THE SUBTLE ART OF NOT GIVING A FUCK
50. What’s your favorite line from a movie or book? “You think back on the times you had with someone, replay it in your head over and over again and, you look for those first signs of trouble.”
51. What’s your all-time favorite quotes? “May your heart remain breakable, but never by the same hand twice.”
52. What’s the last thing you did just for yourself? BUMILI NG 2 SPAGHETTI SA JOLLIBEE TAS KINAIN KO LAHAT
53. If you could do something mischievous without anyone every finding out, what would it be? Magmahal ng may asawa wahahahaha wtf
54. In what circumstances is it okay to commit a crime? for press freedom?
55. What food do you crave more than any other? ISPAGETI
56. What skill do you wish you had? SANA MARUNONG AKO NG LIFE SKILLS
57. What personality trait do you wish you could automatically adopt? TALKATIVE
58. What job could you never imagine doing? PUBLIC SPEAKER
59. If you were a bagel, what type of bagel would you be? BLUEBERRY
60. What song lyric best mirrors your life motto? IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN I OWE HIM NOTHING, I DON’T REGRET IT ONE BIT BECAUSE THEY HAD IT COMING
61. Which pop artist do you secretly wish you could be? TAYLOR SWIFT. syempre
62. Which holiday would you erase altogether from our calendars if given the opportunity? VALENTINES DAY
63. What’s the best dream you’ve ever had? MAGKAROON NG JOWA
64. When were you last totally lost in thought? RIGHT NOW??
65. When is the last time you changed your mind about a big issue? DENGVAXIA? ay char
66. Have you ever changed someone else’s mind about something big? HINDI EH
67. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever witnessed? wala akong maalala
68. What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve ever witnessed? MGA PULUBING NAGMAMAKING LOVE SA WAITING SHED SA LIKOD NG NATIONAL MUSEUM
69. Have you ever had to scream “help!” and if so, why? WALA NA AKONG MAISULAT NA RELATED SA CLIMATE CHANGE HELP
70. What’s your greatest fear while swimming in the ocean? HINDI KO KAYANG LUMUTANG
71. Do you have any irrational fears and if so what are they? TAKOT AKO SA DAGAT
72. What’s your strangest habit? LAGI AKONG MAY DALANG KETCHUP.
73. What’s the weirdest thing you do when you’re totally alone? TINITINGNAN KO KUNG NADADAGDAGAN YUNG FOLLOWERS KO HUHU
74. How do you feel about wombats? wala
75. What’s the ugliest part of the human body? MUKHA?
76. What’s the ugliest living creature you’ve ever encountered? wala
77. What makes you anxious? pag minumulto ako ng kahapon
78. What makes you lose track of time? ANXIETY
79. What makes you angry? THE GOVERNMENT
80. What makes you hopeful? SIYA 🙂
81. What are you looking forward to most right now? matapos ang lockdown at bumalik ang dati kong buhay
82. What’s the best thing you’ve ever eaten? ISPAGETI
83. When have you felt most proud of yourself? Pag pinipick-up ng media yung PRs na sinusulat namin.
84. When have you felt happiest to be alive? Nung nainlove ulit ako
85. What are you most grateful for? Na may trabaho pa rin kami despite the lockdown.
86. What or who drives you absolutely crazy? SIYA // char
87. Why do you do what you do? I’M BORED
88. What’s your worst nightmare? MAWALAN AKO NG TRABAHO
89. If not blue, what color do you think the sky should be? WHITE
90. If not blue, what color do you think the ocean should be? TURQUOISE?
91. If you could cure a singles disease, which would you choose? COVID-19
92. If you discovered you were immortal, how would you change your life starting right now? Parang wala naman akong babaguhin.
93. How would you describe humanity to an alien civilization? HUMANS ARE EVIL.
94. What would you like your dying words to be? KITA-KITS SA IMPYERNO MGA PANGET!
95. If you could teach your pet to say one thing, what would it be? NANI?
96. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever been caught doing? NAGSISINUNGALING HAHA
97. If you woke up and you could walk through walls, what’s the first thing you’d do? malamang niyan lulusot ako sa kapitbahay namin
98. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character, and, if so, who? Wala eh.
99. If you could tell your teenage self one thing, what would it be? Tigilan mo na yang pagkakacrush mo kay JD!!!!!
100. If you had exactly one wish to make that would come true ten years from now, what would it be? MAKAPAG-ASAWA AKO HAHA
101. What do you do when you can’t fall asleep? NAGSUSULAT SA BLOG.